Editorial - I am a Japanese School Teacher

ShrodingersCat SG

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

Just wanna share this. it is hilarious~

the Bear SG

azrael?

i wonder if he's the same azrael from hereabouts Laughing

shinta SG

omigosh

if i'm home, i'd have lost my voice from all the laffin out loud

Laughing

Rhonda SG

Just read the first entry but omigosh... it's soooo hilarious!! Laughing

The ''Biggu Dicku'' incident reminds me of a female pal who went to teach English in Japan for a few years. During that period, she told me about how the girls in her class (she taught in a girls' school) would be sooo fascinated with her boobies! Razz She was a Size D and in a land where it's mostly Bee-Dees or Size A's and B's, she was considered va-va-va-voom!! Laughing Twisted Evil

So, the girls would go up to her and point to her chest and make some comment about ''Big boobies! May I touch? Are they real?'' She'd always say ''No! Sorry! You can't touch them!'' but that doesn't faze them one bit!! She said she got molested many many times by schoolgirls who'd just run up to her or spring out from nowhere, land their palms on her boobies, then run off giggling! Surprised Shocked Shocked

Laughing

shinta SG

read on.. later a boy will try to play dodge dick with him and when he failed to do so, the japanese teacher who was there earlier appeared disappointed

and there's sth real sweet too.... a girl made him a bday present awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

the Bear SG

Biggus Dickus...

his wife's name is Buttocus Incontinentia Razz

sorry.. some obscure movie which was one of the most hilarious things i've ever watched Twisted Evil

shinta SG

"Back in America, there's some people we can't stop from having kids. These are usually, unfortunately, the last people you want to have kids. And yet they're popping them out like Pez Dispensers. I used to theorize that the amount of issues a girl had was directly proportional to how fertile she was, with more issues = more fertility. So if you see a girl who is not at all well-adjusted and you think she'd be the last person on Earth fit to have a kid, she's probably as fertile as the supple plains of Idaho. You may not even have to have sex with her, just wave your sperm in her general direction, that should do it."

Laughing

shinta SG

this is the ultimate so far

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher19.html

heng no one's in office right now

shinta SG

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher26.html

*bangs the pc table with her fist*

Laughing

shyt my cheeks cramped!

Mad Mad Mad

browniebaobao SG

i already laugh when i read the first one.

dinoe that japanese kids are so dirty minded wan..

my dear still wanted to teach there.. aiyo.. dangerous leh! Laughing

the Bear SG

you just need to look at the reputation of the japanese as extremely weirdo perverts with sick fetishes to figure that out Laughing

shinta SG

who is ur dear?

Twisted Evil

ah cool?

shinta SG

"I assumed a karate stance, ready to Kancho In Defense the first kid who came too close. I jerked around nervously, trying to access the situation and get an idea of where my attackers were. A boy passes directly behind me - I tense up and jump away. "Don't look at me," he says as he goes past, "I'm not in on this." My Kancho Sense would have known that. Up near the front, the teacher is *finally* really to head back to the teachers room. I need to head out into the hallway. The hallway is dangerous. I have no choice. I run into the hallway, and come into a sliding stop again in my karate stance. I look around. Boys. All of them potential Kancho Assassins. My ass. Wide open. My attackers. Lurking in the wings, like Predators."

Laughing

ShrodingersCat SG

I remember first visiting Japan when I was 11 years old and gosh… I was… shocked. It was a very disturbing place.

shinta SG

bumbz for all those in sb to see Laughing

shinta SG

"He lifts his Kancho-ready hands, gets the "I want a bicycle for Christmas Santa!" look on his face, looks up and me and says, politely, "Is it allright to Kancho you?"

...Almost two years I've been in Japa-- no. Over 24 years I've existed on this planet, and that is most definitely the first (and hopefully the last) time I've ever had anyone *politely* ask if they may stick their fingers up my ass.

Anyway, I dealt with it accordingly...

Me: Most certainly no. You do, and it's my turn. One Thousand Years of Pain.
Him: One Thousand Years of Pain, huh?
Me: Yep. (I put my hands together in the Kancho Pose). A whole thousand years.
Him: (looking at my hands), Whoa, that's pretty big.
Me: Sure is. (leaning in closer, and whispering in his ear). ...All the way. "

Laughing

*bangs her fist*

SingaporeMacross SG

Gaijin Smash!!! Smile

browniebaobao SG

Embarassed i only have one dear.

shinta SG

Laughing

there's pen*s man too

ShrodingersCat SG

oh dear