Guys, I have a story to tell you today!
When it's time for you to choose your wife, PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE choose wisely!! 
Today, mom and I were super pissed at my brother's wife... cause
she was soooooo darn ngeow!!
Ended up, poor dad had to wait for us at the restaurant
for our lou hei for an hour, all because of her!

You won't believe it... mom thought of getting her the Si Dian Jing
(Four Pieces of Gold), some Chinese wedding custom. Actually, the
bride's mom is supposed to get it for her, but somehow, the modern
version got twisted and my mom's quite da4 fang1 and doesn't mind
buying it for her. So, off we went...
She apparently had already shopped around the day before and had
written down the model no. of what she wanted from the shop. But
today, she was sucked into the hurricane of indecisiveness!
In the end, what mom and I thought would be a half hour to an hour
long errand turned out to be a THREE AND A HALF HOUR torture
session!!!
That girl was soooooooo fussy!!!
Ngeow ngeow ngeow!!! Ngeower than cats!
We even went to SIX jewellery shops before she FINALLY
decided on which four she wanted!
She also chose white gold pieces WITH DIAMONDS!
I mean, it's just a xing1 yi4! No need to go to
all that extravagance!!

Mom didn't have lunch and she was so tired and fed-up with how
fussy her daughter-in-law was, she complained to me when the two of
them were out of earshot! Poor mom and dad... and me!
And my poor brother... I'm sure after marriage, 'the best
is yet to come'! 
I've already advised my mom not to interfere when they have their
baby, cause she's going to be ngeow about it and there's going to
be a potential for conflicts. Mom said she's going to enjoy her
retirement and doesn't wanna be suckered into ngeow stuff!

Nightmare! It's turning out to be a nightmare! 