Originally posted by the Bear:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
[b]IN
RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE
INTERNET
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently
begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris
facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far
out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of
the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite
surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take
offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these
made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real
facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All
Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels
set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm
very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
(source: chucknorris.com)[/b]
he ACTUALLY said that? ahahahhahahahahha!!! 