there was this dude and this lady..
they hated each other and tried to destroy each other.. until
things came to a head.. they almost came close do bankrupting each
other..
so they proposed a truce... they met somewhere and signed a
contract to end hostilities...
and to seal the deal, they drank to it with Absinthe...
well, they kept on drinking and in their alcoholic stupour, they
ended up in bed together.. when they woke up, embarassed, they kind
of took to each other, and fell in love..
moral of the story: Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
i love puns 
