Yeah, my mom's really lucky!
I really really pray that I'll be as lucky, if not luckier, than
she is!

I remember asking her once when I was a teen, ''Mom, why did you
marry dad? You're so classy but dad's so sloppy! You two seem to
have such different tastes!''
My mom pondered for a while, then said, ''Y'know, your dad doesn't
smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, doesn't womanise... where
else can you find a good family man like that?''
No wonder I'm still single... dad has set such high standards!

