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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating
is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the
sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it
again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to
you.
6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you
already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're
kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go
next door to get more!
