Just came in from the US... i so couldn't resist.
Against better judgement, I wore them out tonight in the strip club
precinent.

Excuse my fat calves.. and yes they are 5 inches!!! 3 1/2 inch of
chrome heel! WHOA...
Score for tonight... too much champagne,
too much pain for wearing those heels, first crossover strap was
eating into my skin cos it was elasticised.
3 strippers thrusting their bits in my face and making me touch
their bits. HAHHA..pinched 1 innocent bystander outside Showgirls
Bar 20. And 1 lapdance contest later... I'm sitting here too sick
to go to sleep.
Man, i gotta get something to eat.