Good evening owls. Yet another lovely day albeit smog advisory.
How's everybody?
Oh, and this is ESPECIALLY for the Bear :
"A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty
miles perhour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly
looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years,
but I
want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road
ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks
again.
"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far
better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips
the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to
55 mph.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to
60
mph."I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says,
"I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the
boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there
anything you want?"
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No,
I've
got everything I need." she says.
Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to
him
and smiles.
...."The airbag."....
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
Moral of the story:
Buy Toyota VIOS as it has only one airbag (for driver only).
The
husband sure die and wife gets everything!
So, for a husband don't buy a Vios today.... 
Husbands, pls take insurance! but.. think twice for MCIS
insurance.
Know why?
" M.C.I.S "= Mati Cepat Isteri Senang"
