muahaahahahaha 
the *&@%$ two-headed, back-stabbing, head-up-his-arse,
self-serving, cowardly, less-than-useless, braindead, sycophantic,
maladjusted, semi-literate, barely-sentient, boot-licking,
running-dog, retarded, sociopathic, snake-in-the-grass is going to
be transferred! 
wild celebrations are being planned for his departure 
and if he gets run over by a truck just before he leaves,
celebrations will be doubled... the place he's going to will also
break out in spontaneous celebrations! 