Now, that's a whole new perspective on this issue! 
And hmm... certs? What flavour did you prefer? They taste kinda
sweet and freshen up the breath, right? 

Sowwy... couldn't help it! 
Just like, when I re-read the topic, 'How to answer interview
questions?', I couldn't help thinking :
"Name?"
Just respond with your full name...
"Age?"
Just tell him!
"Sex?"
Erm... Err... if you needed to answer that, Heng, or sInNeD, would
be so interested in you! 
OR, I'd most likely answer, 'Erm... not since the last millenium!'

Sorry... just taking a tongue-in-cheek approach! 