Actually, lawyers are crooks in addition to being liars.
No rush on posting the pictures of your weekend feast. Besides, if
I see the pictures, I'll probably just end up drooling on my
keyboard and short-circuiting it.
My weekend was fairly eventful. I took a friend out shooting for
the first time in his life (you'd be surprised at how many people
in the US have never touched a firearm in their lives, despite the
media's constant portrayal of a booming "gun culture" in this
country), and then attended a mini-LAN party (i.e., under 12 hours
in duration) on Saturday night. Lots of junk food and soda, which
doesn't do one's digestive system much good. 
MG