Club 30's 'Kill the Boredom Demon' Jive Pad

last SG · 2005-02-23T18:02:19+00:00

Funny, right? Then how come YOU didn't reply?

InnoHippo SG

never really notice ur rose ...... perhaps contrast too low Laughing

the Bear SG

muahahhahahaahahahaha Laughing

sbst275 SG

Rhonda, how to cure a irritating cough? My kena with this stubborn cough and blocked nose

Rhonda SG

Dry cough? I believe Robitussin has this over-the-counter cough syrup specifically for dry coughs. It's a cough suppressant and one of the side effects would be that it causes sleepiness. So, take it at night, before you sleep.

Hope you'll get well soon! Wink

sbst275 SG

I see.. Hope to try that.. The medication I taking not much effect..

So now my bb stay at my mummy place, dun want her to get it

the Bear SG

i've either thrown out my back again or i've got a pinched nerve in the back..

it's hurting like blazes and not like the time i had a slipped disc Neutral

hope the visit to the chiropractor helps tomorrow Neutral

if not, it may be time to give the acupuncturists and sinsehs a go Razz

Rhonda SG

Surprised Oh gosh! Just when I thought the chiropractor sessions are making you better, slowly but surely. Sad Really sorry and sad to hear that. Sad

Did this happen after your recent bowling session?

the Bear SG

this happened when i was trying to sleep last night! Laughing

Rhonda SG

Wah! Surprised You can injure yourself even when attempting to sleep?! Razz

I'd like to venture a guess that it was bad sitting posture. You were probably sitting for hours with a bad posture or not using an ergonometric chair (oh, wait... forgot, there's no chair! hehe!!).

Now, that would definitely be a recipe for a backache! Neutral

Rhonda SG

Laughing

Just read this on a news site! Soooo funny!!

Cake shop opens gym

A cake shop owner in Santiago has opened a gym upstairs so customers can lose the weight they gain.

Victoria Lopez, owner of the Sweet Gym cake shop/gymnasium in the Chilean capital, says shoppers love her idea.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I don't tell the people I train that they should not eat this or that.

"I tell them to go downstairs, have a cake and then come up and do 15 minutes on the exercise bike."

Mrs Lopez makes all the cakes, pastries and sweets she sells, as well as being the gymn instructor.

"There is no contradiction between my businesses, there is a direct connection between them," she said.

Talk about being enterprising! Laughing

Rhonda SG

Gooood Morning, everyone!! Very Happy

Hopefully, you'll all have a good, uneventful day at work! Miss seeing some of you in here lately but I guess you're all busy at work. Razz

Ah well, cya around!

InnoHippo SG

the lady boss is smart not to have the cake shop and gym facing each other .........

if not, the customers will face great contradiction Laughing

SydneyLibrarian SG

Morning everyone (afternoon for me already)! Laughing i know there was a thread on jokes in here, but I'm too lazy to locate it so I'll just post my joke here Razz

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Language proficiency is part of the international contracting scene. This exchange between an English-speaking traveler and a member of the hotel staff in a Far East hotel was recorded in the Far-East Economic Review.

Morny, Rune-sore-bees

Room Service: Morny. Rune-sore-bees.

Hotel Guest: Oh, sorry. I thought I dialed Room Service.

Room Service: Rye, rune-sore-bees. Morny. Djewish to odor sunteen?

Hotel Guest: Uh... yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs.

Room Service: Ow July den?

Hotel Guest: What?

Room Service: Aches. Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch...?

Hotel Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please.

Room Service: Ow July dee baycome? Crease?

Hotel Guest: Crisp will be fine.

Room Service: Hokay. An Santos?

Hotel Guest: What?

Room Service: Santos. July Santos?

Hotel Guest: Ugh. I don't know... I don't think so.

Room Service: No. Judo one toes?

Hotel Guest: Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo one toes" means. I'm sorry.

Room Service: Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow cenglish mopping we bother?

Hotel Guest: English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine. An English muffin will be fine.

Room Service: We bother?

Hotel Guest: No. Just put the bother on the side.

Room Service: Wad?

Hotel Guest: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.

Room Service: Copy?

Hotel Guest: I feel terrible about this but...

Room Service: Copy. Copy, tea, mill...

Hotel Guest: Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that's all.

Room Service: One Minnie. Ass rune torino fee, strangle aches, crease baycome, tossy cenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?

Hotel Guest: Whatever you say.

Room Service: Hokay. Tendjewberrymud.

Hotel Guest: You're welcome.

Rhonda SG

She should've encouraged her cake shop customers to eat the cakes in the premises, then say, 'Oh! You've just eaten 500 calories! Don't fret, come on upstairs to work it off on the treadmill!'

hehehe!
Mr. Green

Rhonda SG

InnoHippo, good to have you back and posting here! Wink

InnoHippo SG

worse still ....... after a long hard workout ......... she would encourage the gym customers to pack "delicious" cakes home for supper Laughing

InnoHippo SG

the fight with the Boredom Demon never ends Laughing

Rhonda SG

Laughing Very funneeeeee! Wink

She will forever have customers then, because it's a vicious cycle! haha! Twisted Evil

Rhonda SG

Fashion sense... is there really any 'sense' in fashion? Mr. Green

the Bear SG

muahahahaaha Twisted Evil

i may be down and out, but Borneo Motors has called up... i get my car early! Very Happy

may get as early as next week!

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