Just last week, I dreamt of Batman, as played by Christian Bale!

I was somehow 'lost' in an old castle, running here and there,
avoiding some really evil creatures, Indiana-Jones style. Of
course, in my dreams, I miraculously had a body that looked like
Mira Sorvino or one of those action/adventure movie babes with a
sexy dress, ripped off here and there cause of my adventure.

Then, just when I was 'cornered' by the evil creatures, my batman
came and protected me!! He was soooooo protective I could feel
myself melting... melting...
and then...
I woke up!
AIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! 
Damnit... now can never find out what happened next! 