.... I went fishing alone at the Bedok Jetty. Awhile later, I
caught a shark ( size of an adult ), it was green in colour and got
two legs. People started to crowd around me and the shark. Suddenly
the shark stood up, bite and gobbled up all the people, except
me.The shark looked at me and smile, but i ran for my life, with
the shark right behind me. I ran all the way to The Lagoon Hawker
Center....
..... At the centre, I realised the shark was not to be found, so i
ordered a bottle of Tiger beer to quench my thirst. After a few
drinks the shark reappeared...... but he said "" Hehe.. let's be
friend ok?" I said ok.... then we sat down together and ordered
more beer. We drank till midnight, and the shark said he was
hungry.... so i decided to ordered some food....satay, char kuey
teow, roti prata... BUt the shark refused to eat... I asked him
what he wanted then ..... He said......" I WANT TO EAT YOU!!!!" He
opened his saliva dripping jaws (a la Aliens ) and lunged towards
me. I caught hold of an empty beer bottle and smash it on the
shark's head...nothing happened...He jumped on to me again, and
this time i am too drunk to fight back, he bite and tore me to
pieces..... I ssssssscreammmmm!!!!
.... I woke up... checked my body...Phewww!! still in one piece.
