Seriously, on my way back from the US, I spent a lotta time in the
transit lounge of La Guardia Airport in NYC wondering if I should
spend my last few US$'s buying Penthouse and Playboy and what-not.
They even had Playgirl there! And various editions of Penthouse
too, for instance, there were issues of Penthouse erotic stories.
In the end, I thought, better not risk it. What if the customs
checkpoint staff back home decided to check my luggage and
unearthed my finds? 
Worse, what
if they call up the New Paper and then there'll be this headline,
'Nurse attempts to smuggle pornographic magazines!' 
So in the end, I only lugged back my all-time fave's, the very
innocent 'Woman's Day', 'Good Housekeeping', 'Ladies' Home
Journal', and 'Bon Appetit'.
