Yac: It's
once in 50 years, or maybe once in 100 years, don't ask me, my
maths is poor.
Mah BT: Singapore is a
land-locked country, the floods are caused by Johor's water flowing
downwards to Singapore.
Lee HL: We have to live
with it, we are a tropical country.
Vivian: You want a flood,
tidal wave or tsunami?
Lim BH: Huh?
Lim HK: How am I going to
play golf when my course is flooded?
LKY: I predict more floods
in the future.
Lui TY: Most people stay
home to watch porn when there's flooding outside but I've never
watched porn in my life.
Khaw BW: I was naive. I
thought Singapore will never be flooded.
Teo CH: Eh, you all still
remember me ah?
Teo SL : The flood shall
part at the second lane for YOG vehicles to pass.
WKS: Singapore has a long
coastline, there are many points of entry for the floods to come
in.
Nath: I shall not speak
until I am told to.
Lim SS: We should look at
cheaper, better, faster ways to control the flood
George: I am puzzled. But
you can go and see your MP about it.
LHL: What to do? It has
happened.
KBW: If our elderlies want
to be safe from the floods, Johore Bahru is a good place to
be.
LKY: Litter choking the
culvert? I was waiting with my knuckle-dusters at the Cul de
Sac.
Ng EH: the flood was a
bargain considering what you are paying for. Else you will get
tsunamis
LWL : floods i love them.
my father used to read me peoms whenever there is a flood
Sumiko: Singapore flood
because my Hurricane is here!
Lim HK : With the wet
weather, our women may have to get additional hairdos
Ris Low : I shall wear my
leopad prinz beekinee and swim in the longkang. Broomz man!
GCT: If there are no
floods, then I worry for Singapore.
Lim HK: I regret saving
Orchard road from the Flood, it cost me....
Yeo CT: only 5% of sg is
flooded, we still ahve 95% not flooded
LHL: People support floods
because there are no protest outside parliament
Lim BH: I don't think my
reading for the weather is strong enough for us to even consider
asking for the opening of the MArina Barrage
MMLee: Without the Marina
Barrage and if there is a freak flood, within two or three years,
the army would have to come in and stop it by building a
dam.”
Wong KS: ‘This should never
have happened. I am sorry that it has.’
LSS: Every month, when I
see the floods, I feel so rich and the best part is, I know the
floods won't go away.
