Dear Diary,
why can't females understand football ? or sports for that matter ?
(aunty streamie likes ice hockey, but that's not a real sport, more
like a gang-fight on ice, so there 
) football is a beautiful game, and it's a male
thing, it tickles our neanderthal brain-stems, and of course,
there's much more to football than twenty two grown men chasing
after a ball which, after they've caught it with their legs,
they're generally inclined to kick it away anyways .... it's about
the company, beers, the cheers, and of course, how can we forget,
the bettings and the attendent adrenaline high that comes with
risking our wallets ....
I read of someone casting aspersions on the beautiful game on the
banana pages, if that person was an emasculate male, he would have
been hung and quartered, but on account of her being a small ger, I
elect to pat her head instead .... 
*pats ....
sincerely,
footy fan
