1/ She calls you by your first name instead of your nickname or
a nickname of her choice, becos she is not one of your buds nor do
she intend to become one.
2/ She applies lip gloss often but not in your presence.
(if you witness makeup application of any sort, your are officially
a friend.)
3/ She rubs her lips together often in your presence.
4/ She sits at the edge of her seat.
5/ It's her bday and she is still talking to you 10mins after you
bought her a drink.
6/ Instead of a merlot, she orders a Corona which conveniently is
served in a bottle- the better to sexily sip from.
7/ Her speech pattern is starting to resemble like Kristen
Dunst's.
8/ She touches you for any reason more than once.
9/ She laughs frequently and nervously even amid humorless
conversation.
10/ She shouts in your ear becos "it's so loud in there, she can't
hear you!"
11/ She uses your name often in conversation.
12/ She tells you that you look like some particular celebrity
which means you are hot.
13/ She brings up vaguely sexual topic for discussion.
14/ Her cell phone rings and she don't answer it. And she turns off
her ringer immediately.
15/ She says in a quasi question/observation tone, "Your gf must
really like that?" (a tactic to ascertain whether there's currently
a woman in your life)
16/ She tells you your talented. Talent is personality salsa, adds
hot to any dish.
17/ She is late but interestingly had enough time to put on
mascara.
18/ She is in the bathroom for more than 5mins which is always more
than adequate time to pee.
19/ She asks you if you want a taste of her dinner, meaning she is
willing to share more than her gnocchi.
20/ You have taken over the starring role in all her
fantasies.
You have no way of detecting this, just thought you had like to
know......
