den try telling sumting like tis.. he/she may not dare to play w
it anymore 
"Happy 6th Birthday, Johnny!" a banner said that was hanging in
Johnny's living room. "Yay me!" he thought. Then he went to his
mom, who was about to get in the shower. "Mommy, can I take a
shower with you? It is my birthday." "Well, ok. But don't look up
or down." she replied. In the shower, Johnny looked down. "Mommy,
what's that?" "That's...um...my bush." Then he looked up. "Mommy,
what are those?" "Those are...um...my flashlights." "ok." Then
later on, his dad was about to get in the shower. "Daddy, can I
shower with you? It is my birthday." "I guess so but only today.
And don't look down." he answered. In the shower, Johnny looked
down. "Daddy, what's that?" "That is my...um...snake." "Oh, I have
one too!" "Yeah, that's right." his dad answered. That night,
Johnny asked his parents: "Can I sleep with you tonight? It is my
birthday and there's a monster under my bed." "Well...only tonight
because it's your birthday." his dad answered. "And don't look
under the covers, ok Johnny?" "Ok." So they got into bed, and
Johnny looked under the covers. Suddenly, he yelled "Mommy! Quick,
turn on your flashlights! Daddy's snake is going through your
bushes!"
