Mister Kops and I have decided to give up our thankless jobs and
try to
change our lives in order to experience the richness and quality of
life so often
heard about but never experienced. As we are both not spring
chickens
anymore we decided to do this as soon as we receive our payment in
lieu of
leave.
After much discussion, we have decided on 2 outstanding n rewarding
options:
*Option 1.
Become security guards. Kops will look after the patrol dog while I
make the
teh terak.
This option brings with it the promise of good food as we will be
able to share
the Bangla construction workers food.
Also, we will be able to surf sgforums during the day more as we
will be
opting for permanent night shift. We don't want the day shift becos
we have to
open n close d farking gate all d time n call all the ang mors
Sir.
**Option 2
Form a Band and start to play at pubs. We r planning to call it
Patrol Dog.
Unfortunately both of us cant play any farking musical instruments
so I will be
lead singer and Kops will play the ting a ling a ling thing and
generally try to
look cute.
All our songs will be covers of our fav pop star Britney Spears
starting with I
was born to make you happy and slowly progressing to
Toxic.
We aim to record our first album in about 8 years time.
So wat do you think? Security enforcement or Bandboys?
Anybody who is interested in joining us for either option can pm
either of us.
We urge you to consider this carefully as an alternative to yr
present
non-rewarding occupation.
Cheers !! Play that Funky Music !!
Kops n LBB
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