Screwed Up Childhood Fren #1 : J
Born an only child to a drunkard pilot and divorcee, thrice married
mother
J grew up in the Seletar area.
As his drunkard pilot Dad was always away either working or
drinking with
his mistress Putitin, and his Mum Heputitinagain was always away
playing mahjong, J was always finding new ways to entertain
himself.
He tried to learn to play the guitar to no avail.
He spent time on the internet but the pop up porn ads just
kept
driving me crazy and besides, Mum was starting to complain about
his
frequently stained underwear.
Than 1 day J was passing by the local Mama shop, he heard the
rhythm, it hit him like a dagger to the crotch.. he had found his
true callingÂ….Bhangra!
