He's teaching her arithematic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once ,he kissed her twice and said,
'Now that's addition.'
As he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
' Now that's subtraction.'
Then he kissed her, she kissed him ,
Without any explanation,
And both together smiled and said,
' That's multiplication.'
Then her dad appeared upon the scene and
Mad a quick decision.
He kicked that kid three blocks away
And said , 'That's long division!'
