Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After
a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
was,
of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side
of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
driving
along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
the
accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Look down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it.
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
in the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is NO
SUCH
THING as a perfect man.
**** Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the
joke.
**** Men carry on.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this
is
REALLY the end of the joke.
**** Men Keep going.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates
another point:
WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
