Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:
This is the way to overcome this imagined obstacle..
[b]Mastering The Principle of Getting Laid without getting
caught
Preparation
Meditation - SIT ON YOUR BUTTOCKS ONLY
Sutra (Method) -
Without Support for feet or hands,
sit only on the buttocks.
This meditation is done alone. You will need privacy and Linkin
Park playing.
It will not be obvious that you are meditating.
Clense your mind of all pure thoughts.
Concentrate on your buttocks and feel them become one with the cold
marble flooring..
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Guru LeftBB, the thingy between my buttocks....are evently
proportioned unlike yours. Guru LeftBB, will I be able to attain
the same level of mastery in 'Getting Laid without getting caught'?
Guru LeftBB, your humble student seeks enlightment.
