Chinatown Guinness record farting

kops21 SG

News said Chinatown will be alighting the longest firecracker ever later tonight. An attempt to apply for Guinness record will be made. LSL will do the honours.

Very great meh? Must put it in Guinness record? Another farting show by LSL... Mr. Green

EvilDead SG

woooo hoooooo farting!!!!!

I am the World Farting Champion!!!!! Mr. Green

*Guiness Record breaking fart*

FireIce SG

longest sausage, biggest ba zhang…....alotta records oso bery dumb one mah….....

Danisdead101times SG

cuz sg banned the farting in public mah~ so people will find it special~

EvilDead SG

farts under water

kops21 SG

U have evident for the farting records? Rolling Eyes

kops21 SG

Everything also can be entered into Guinness record. Don't know for what?

Must be Guinness method of promoting their product/services. Wink

EvilDead SG

I did, but by mistake I farted on them and they got destroyed Razz

But I still insist I am the greatest Farter that ever walked the earth Twisted Evil

Danisdead101times SG

my condolence~ Crying or Very sad Mr. Green

kops21 SG

If no evidents, i suggest you use some firecrackers instead. Mr. Green

EvilDead SG

lmao thanks but I am a bachelor

kops21 SG

LSL wearing pink today for the ceremony? Maybe a show of support for gay... Laughing

Danisdead101times SG

lucky i wore the breathing system~ Laughing

FireIce SG

the torch din work!......haahahhaah

Danisdead101times SG

now showing?

kops21 SG

over leow loh..u try again at 8:30pm. Wink

Danisdead101times SG

argh~ im late again~ Mad hehe...okie~ Smile

EvilDead SG

*cabbage and boiled eggs fart* Twisted Evil

kops21 SG

I can fart by drinking water from the tap. Embarassed

EvilDead SG

you mean you can drink water from the tap and fart at the same time or drinking water from the tap makes you fart?

I can fart at will. Mr. Green

*farts at someone called Will*