*with a British accent *
once
bloody slouched on perhaps the filthiest floor I have ever
bloody encountered in a bloody plot roughly 4 ft by 9 inches (a
bloody speck irritating to a 5 ft. person), bloody molested by a
corporeal whiff emanating from the bloody browbeat toilet, which is
bloody oozing though the bloody be bounded by cracks to my bloody
cabin, I am bloody scatterbrained with pleasure
and I have no
bloody idea why
