-7 deg C
At dinner they were having some hot plate died meat dish n the
whole place started to smell , now my clothes smell like that
cooked died animal and its too cold to take a shower..fatal even...
so I will go to bed smelling like someone's dinner tonight and
tomorrow if I wake up too late I will have to go to work smelling
like now.
I hope they don't terminate my contract due to the smell but if
they do then so whaaaaat. I don''t realli care about the contract
anyway and it's not my fault that Charlie Chan sitting at the next
table decided to eat some poor died animal on a sizzling hot
plate.
I actually have Greeeat natural body odour, all the Gers say
so..even the ones I don't need to pay to say n do nice things but
it can't compare to the overwhelming stink from the sizzle sizzle
hot plate smoking the whole place up like a malfunctioning fog
machine in some laser lighted disco.
Today we stopped at the gas station and a tour bus rolled in...
Smoking my ciggy I couldnt help but see some poor motion sickness
suffering Ger step off the bus..stagger..stagger and commence to
puke right there and then... she must have ate something white cos
the puke was really white, I couldnt help but notice as it was
just pouring out of her mouth directly onto her knee length pvc
boots. I wanted to go up and comfort her but was thinking it would
be an embarrassing sight if I slipped on her snow white puke.
Theres no heating in dis el cheapo hyatt wannabe hotel so I will
have to wear 3 pairs of underwear to keep my willy warm. But then
that would mean I will not have enough clean underpants for the
week so I guess I will have to wear stale underwear and hope I
don't get into a situation where I have to strip down to them...but
then again, if that happens it would mean I will not be getting any
whooopee and that would really be bad.
They say its going to get colder tomorrow.. I wonder at what
temperature does beer stop flowing? And when it does stop flowing
can I just shake the big gulp like beer flavored stuff out of the
can into my mouth...guess I'll just have to try right?
I should actually find someone to help keep me warm but than again
she might have also sat at some smoking sizzle sizzle hot plate
dinner and smell as bad as me, now that would be really unbearable
wouldnt it?
