A relationship of golfer and caddies can be simple or very
complex....
Golfer: “Do you think that my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”
Golfer: “You got to be the worst caddy in the
world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a
coincidence.”
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the
time.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch, it is a compass.”
Golfer: “Do you think it is a sin to play on
Sunday?”
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it is a sin on any day.”
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played
on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour
ago.”
and the #1 Best Caddy Comment…
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it is too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
Hehehe... a caddy and golfer finally fall in love with each, they
decided to get marry
Invited many peers and guest and a good pastor to grace the
occasion on the golf course, the place they first met.
As the pastor recite the blessing, at the end, he wanted to
declare both husband and wife, but, then both are men, everyone
also feel awkward and embarassing on how to put the final word
right..then the pastor finally announced
" I declare you both Man United"
