(adapted from Volvo Olympian's taxi jokes)
When the traffic light is red, cabby drinks chilli
sauce/ketchup
When the traffic light is yellow, cabby drinks pineapple
juice/orange juice
When the traffic light is green, cabby drinks sprite/kickapoo
When the taxi encounters KTM trains, cabby would speeds up his/her
cab (to race with the train) and press horns endlessly.........or
dash to Tanjung Pagar KTM immediately.........
