Sorry boy, uncle already finished University, with a masters and
ba with 1:1 in fact. Have been working for many years now.
Maybe when you grow up, you will see who loses out. A person who
cannot write fluent English or a person who can write fluent
English.
Even in China, the only Chinese speaking society in the world,
the one who cannot write fluent English loses out.
Reminds me of Lian Pek's, a Singaporean turne CNN
anchor, video on the English learning craze in China.
Sorry uncle, but by broadcasting your academic achievements, you
have just proven how narrow-minded you are.
Academic achievements are one thing. Seeing THE BIG PICTURE is
another.
My friends failed to see the big picture, and they failed in
their academic achievements as a result. So maybe you one-upped
them a little. But if you could actually see the big picture, you
can one-up them (and almost everyone else) by a huge
margin. If you still don't know what THE BIG PICTURE is,
uncle, then you have failed to see the distinction between
intelligence and wisdom.
Oh, and your education qualifications have failed to let you see
this distinction. So your academic qualifications have also failed
you.
By blowing your own horn, you're really just showing how
incredibly narrow-minded you are. Remember that no matter what
scraps of paper you may get, there will always be people who can
one-up you.
I'd blow a couple of my own horns.... but I ain't an empty
vessel like you. 
