Today I was at America for a tour when I walk past a martial art
school teaching Jeet Kune Do.
I went in and asked to meet their teacher.
Teacher: Who are you and what do you want
Me: What martial art are you teaching
Teacher: Jeet Kune Do which is the best martial art in the
world.
Me: Huh. What is that. Never heard of before leh. Must be some kind
of fake martial art created by some noob.
Teacher: You are a real frog in the well. Jeet Kune Do is created
by my teacher Bruce Lee who is the world's number 1 greatest
fighter who has never lost a single battle at all.
Me: Oh. You mean your master is that dong ya bing fu bruce lee ah.
That guy is just a movie actor who happen to know some martial arts
only what. This Jeet Kund Do is just a fake martial art which he
created to earn money what.
Teacher: How dare you insult my master. I will let you see what I
am capable of.
The guy came charging towards me trying to punch and kick me but
the poor chap could not even touch me at all.
When he finally managed to land his fist on me, he punched on the
wrong part. He punched my iron head instead and his hand got
fractured.
Than he tried to kick me.I use my iron palm skill to hit his legs
and his legs became fractured too.
I told all 30 of his students who were present to attack me
together as their martial arts was too lousy.
The first guy tried to punch me but missed and punched the second
guy instead.
The third guy tried to kick me but missed and kicked the first guy
instead. All the 30 students could not even hit me at all and they
ended up hitting each other instead.
My turn came and I showed them my wing chun skills. In less than 10
seconds I displayed 100 wing chun punches and all the 100 punches
hit the 30 students and all of them ended up in hospital.
I was right. Bruce Lee is just a dong ya bing fu who teached fake
martial arts to cheat people's money.
