German Couple Finds Out Stork Isn't Real -- Fox News
A childless German couple finally found out why they weren't able
to conceive - they had never had sex. After eight years of
marriage, the 36-year-old man and his 30-year-old wife went to the
campus' fertility clinic to figure out what was wrong. Doctors gave
them a battery of tests and were baffled - both husband and wife
were healthily fertile. Then came the important question. "When we
asked them how often they had had sex," said a clinic spokesman,
"they looked blank, and said: 'What do you mean?" He went on to
explain that each of the pair had been brought up extremely
religiously and had never heard of the birds and the bees. "We are
not talking retarded people here," the clinic spokesman said. The
two "were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the
physical requirements necessary to procreate."
