How do you stop Schuey?

This is a game on the Guardian website. I know it's a sh!t newspaper but give it a go!

http://www.stopschuey.co.uk/f1_content.html

Hmm... Is that link safe?

It’s safe.

You can't stop him. I even went around the track backwards so I could
shoot him head on with a missle and he motored right on by.

I managed to destroy him at every attempt, but I won't say how just yet, unless... Twisted Evil

fill a section of the track up with caltrops