Has anybody seen him? Where could he be?
a) On holiday in the Sandwich Islands.
b) His computer finally packed up.
c) He out-farted himself and is lying unconcious in a pile of
unwashed briefs.
e) He has gone on an expedition to find the worlds biggest
fish.
d) Getting cast in an episode of The Simpsons.
f) His belly is too big for him to reach the keyboard so he's just
watching us post.
g) Being a guinea pig in a scientific experiment to see how much
food the human body can hold at any one time.
h) Enjoying his new job which involves crushing Hyundais for scrap
by sitting on them.
i) His arse got stuck in the toilet seat and he can't get up.
