TWO WORDS EACH = STORY

I haven't seen this on this forum so why not? Let's all post two words each and write a collective story, see how it goes. I'll start!

Last year...

...a bitch...

came here

the end

of the

to continue

but did'nt

plant bomb

use cangkul

last year

remember this

for what?

give up

hey I realise two words is hard to make a story that makes good sense>LOL

O rly?

pillow file

or pedophile?

Good night.

Good night.

kooning now

Then suddenly ...