Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet
and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When
leaving the room, she said, "Mr.Johnson, your barracks door is
open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look
down and saw that his zipper was open.
He decided to have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my
barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier
standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw
was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
No offence guys !! 
