Dangerous Church
In a small southern town, Billy Joe shows up at the doctor's office
at 2:00
p.m. one Sunday afternoon with several bruises on his face.
The doctor says, "Another barroom brawl, eh Billy Joe?"
"No!" answers Billy Joe. "This happened in church!"
"In church? What happened?" asks the doctor.
Billy Joe says, "Well, I went to church and sat in the pew. Then a
real big
fat woman sits in the pew in front of me. We get up to sing, and I
see that
her dress is stuck up the crack of her butt, so I pulled it out for
her.
Then she whopped me with her purse."
The doctor treats his wounds and warns him not to do that
again.
A week later, on Sunday afternoon, Billy Joe is back at the
doctor's office,
bruised worse than before. The doctor said, "Now this must have
come from
your friends at the bar, right Billy Joe?"
Billy Joe looks sadly into the doctor's eyes and cries, "No! No!
This
happened in church again!" Extremely puzzled, the doctor asks for
the
explanation.
Billy Joe says, "I went to church and sat in the pew. My friend
John Boy
comes in and sits down next to me. Then comes this same big fat
woman again,
and she sits in the pew in front of us. We get up to sing, and her
dress is
stuck up the back of her butt again."
The doctor says, "Oh no, Billy. You didn't pull it out again!
Didn't you
learn your lesson last week?"
"No, no, Doc, I didn't pull it out," replies Billy Joe. "John Bob
did. And
knowing how much she doesn't like that, I tried to push it back in
for her!"
