Gawd, I love kids.. Especially those below 5 years old, they
have the funniest things to say..
Remember this incident my friend related to me a few years
back:
On the MRT, there was this kid with his mother, sitting across from
my friend.
5 minutes into the journey, the kid tells his mother: Mummy, I want
to pee pee..
His mother told him to wait till they reach their station then take
him to the toilet.
Kid: I don't care I don't care, I want to pee pee now..
His mother of course tries to shut him up..
Suddenly the kid says something which made everyone on the train
look up.
"Mummy open your mouth, I pee pee inside"
His mother told him sternly to shut up and not talk nonsence,
visibly angry with what he just said.
Then the kid said: WHY DADDY CAN DO THAT I CANNOT?!
Everyone around them were trying to stifle their giggles and the
mother rushed out of the train at the next stop, red faced.
