Not familiar with rejection lines? Here's what they really mean.
So get a hint, ok, guys? Seesh.
10 I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that fucking
pest. And I'm not into incest either.)
9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic
geezer.)
8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest
freak I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7 My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending
the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other
guys I'm seeing.)
6 I've got a boyfriend (He's my male cat and a half gallon of Ben
and Jerry's).
5 I don't date men where I work. (Actually, I wouldn't even date
you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same
building.)
4 It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3 I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2 I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun
with. It's that male perspective thing)
