Someone made a failed attempt on LKY's life, and he was
warded.
The chiefs of the CID, CPIB and CNB was summoned to LKY's bedside.
Each of them was given 5 days to capture the assassin, who was
hiding at Bukit Timah Hill.
The CID took a day to plan, and they went in search of the assassin
the next day. They reported back that the mission was a failure 4
days later.
The CPIB then proceeded to plan for the next 4 days. They too
reported their mission to fail a day later.
Next, CNB took an hour to plan, and they captured the culprit the
next day. Happily, they dragged a gorilla out of Bukit Timah Hill,
which was beating its chest and claiming, "Me! Me!"
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CID
They spent their time drinking kopi in the office most of the time
during planning. They thought that they had more than enough time
to search the place, and slack somemore during the search.
CPIB
They spent more time planning than carrying out their
mission.
CNB
They do not plan much. Once into action, they would rather kill
wrongly than let any suspect escape. Hence, when they saw the
gorilla, they beat the daylight out of it to extort a confession.
That was why the gorilla was claming itself to be the culprit, to
avoid more beatings.
