This dude walking along the shores of Mainland America kicked
over an oil lamp.. and out came a genie.
The genie said: I will grant you ONE WISH!
The man thought for a while and went, "I want a wide highway across
the sea from the Mainland US to Hawaii. I've always loved to go to
Hawaii and was afraid to fly. If there was a bridge across, I can
also collect toll and be set for life!"
The genie thought a while and said, "Do you know the sheer
logistics of the matter? The problems posed to shipping, the tides,
the weather of the sea? In order to keep the drivers safe, it'll be
a nightmare! It is beyond my power!"
The man comtemplated it and agreed. So he asked the genie, "Then,
genie, I want to be able to understand women."
The genie immediately replied, "Would you want a 6 or 8 lane
highway?"
