Ok...see if you accept this:
I, _______(name), ________(NRIC Number) pledge my sole allegiance
to Uncle Agony Forum.
I pledge to uphold the utmost integrity of Uncle Agony.
I will not bring the forum to any disrepute.
Any information revealed to me during the course of work shall be
subjected to the Official Secrets Act. At no time will I reveal
such information to any unauthorise personnel, either willingly or
unwillingly.
I accept that the administrators have the rights to terminate my
rights to exist on this earth shall I breach any of the above terms
and conditions.
I shall make Aunt Agony my eternal foe upon acceptance into Uncle
Agony.
I shall do my utmost to give professional advices to all clients
without any discrimination.
At no time will an uprising be tolerated by the
administrators.
Any rebels shall be shot left, right, center, and shot again.
If you can accept the above terms, then
we can convene the 3rd round of your application 
