Dear Nelstar,
You can always take drugs like Slim 10 for your weight problems.
However, do take note of the possible side effects associated with
those weight loss drugs. They may harm your kidney, liver, heart,
brain, etc. You will then need to go for operation to save your
life. However, the good news is that people tends to lose weight
after such near-death experiences. Either way, you will also lose
some weight.
As for your financial problems, I seriously doubt the
professionalism of your financial adviser. Do come and look for me
as I'll be starting work soon with a reputable company, whose name
I can't say now, as we have not finalise the finer details in my
employment contract.
Last but not least, you really do not need to give a damn to those
pesky policemen. What do they know? Anyway, Changi Prison do not
have the means to keep a 300kg prisoner, as this was not factored
into during the design phase. However, Uncle Agony is not
encouraging you to break any law. Uncle me has a minor in Clinical
Psychology. Please feel free to consult me.
P.s. Uncle Brat can charge you 1/2 price if you were to employ my
services in both financial planning and psychiatric treatment
