DriftingGuy SG Why must one seek help from uncle agony instead of aunty? What can uncle tell us that aunty cannot? Is this just a conspiracy to overthrow aunty? Will we ever know and handle the truth?? Oh btw i am in agony, i just realised that today is sunday and tomorrow is monday so i have to work soon. Work places me in agony. Help please
FireIce SG certain things mus ask uncle mah.....like.....my penis points north-west when erected.....am i normal? this type of qn maybe aunty shy or dunno how to ans wat....so uncle can help
deathscythe99 SG Take holiday, then no need to work. Better yet, quit your job Jokes aside...maybe your job isn't giving you the sort of returns which you are looking out for? Job satisfaction IS important :p
bratpig SG i doubt you have a penis...let alone one that points north-west however, if you really have this problem, i've got the solution 1. take clay 2. wrap clay around your penis when erected 3. make sure clay is dried with the penis pointing north (or any directions u like) 4. go sleep 5. wake up 6. remove cast...penis should be ok
deathscythe99 SG Chips good mah....become bionic...more powerful, and full range of controls Silicon implant only increase size leh
bratpig SG your penis, your wish....i'm quite satisfied with mine how come this kinda thing also appear in uncle agony?
bratpig SG ok la...but rating so high also like that...not as if got any free gifts like that think ratings only for people to haolian lor
bratpig SG what for? uncle agony is counselling forum...we are not endorsing penis should only face north leh....think of all the agonies that those nubile youngsters will feel should they find out that theirs are facing the wrong way
