zyn SG Effects of Singlish In a primary school kid's assignment: Rearrange the words to form sentences or questions the waiting there office was outside old woman an Correct answer: There was an old woman waiting outside the office. Kid's answer: An old woman was waiting outside the office there. The teacher said WrONG! The student said "my momma teach me one." Teacher said THaT'S tHE WrONG FOrM! Student said "but that's how we always say what."
Otingocni SG It is mine, not my one. It is his/hers, not his/her one. It is yours, not your one. It is theirs, not their one. May I borrow some money from you? Will you lend me some money? Go there and fetch it back. Take it there. Bring it from there.
droopyeyes SG Person #1: what does your daughter do? Person #2: my daughter study lor! (law) Person #3: oh... so she's a law student..