today
one stupid idiot watermelon i bought sabo my groceries in the car.
FUKK
ok, my mum asked me to get some groceries from ntuc
fairprice.
so as usual i drive her car to supermarket lah.
so bought many things, including a large watermelon.
so i dump everything into the trunk of the car...which is meant for
u to keep ur things, right?
then when driving outta carpark, turn here n there, n when driving
on the road, stop n move off, the idiot a$$hole round watermelon in
the trunk keep rolling around n banging here n there.... coz its
round n heavy n the trunk is empty n spacious.
can hear the banging noises... fukk. the slightest movements of the
car will make the watermelon roll n bang here bang there, like a
ball-bearing inside a pinball machine.
then when reach home, realized the idiot green n round heavy
gigantic fruit had crushed the eggs n roti prata-ed the bread, n
run over n smashed the cakes n pastries....n left a huge mess in
the trunk.
damn pissed, n even kenna scolded by my mum for no common
sense.
next time i better go buy square watermelon so it wont roll
around.
FUKK U CB WATERMELON!! I HATE U!! I KILL U LAH
