I mailed out the letter this afternoon. Here's the
content.
Mr Ron Sim
Chief Executive Officer
Osim International Pte Ltd
65 Ubi Ave 1
#07-00 Singapore
408939
Dear Sir,
Re: Spokespersons For
Osim uZap
I am writing to you to express my extreme disappointment at Osim
International's decision to use Fiona Xie and Marion Caunter as
spokespersons for Osim uZap in Singapore and Malaysia
respectively.
My disappointment has nothing to do with Fiona and Marion
personally, as I'm fan of them both and I enjoy their work in the
media industry tremendously.
My disappointment has more to do with the fact that Osim uZap is a
slimming product, and the fact that Fiona and Marion have perfect
bodies all their lives. In that sense, they are unfit (pardon the
pun) to tell people that Osim uZap has a positive effect on their
bodies because it is illogical to make a perfect body... even more
perfect.
I think Osim International should not use Fiona and Marion as
spokepersons, but instead you should use a less-than-perfect
spokesperson for Osim uZap. That way, you would sound more credible
and believable when you tell people that uZap works, and people
will not just anyhow say that Osim is talking cock.
Where to find a less-than-perfect spokesperson you ask?
Not to worry, as I have already found the perfect candidate to be
the less-than-perfect spokesperson for Osim uZap.
That person is... me!
Hereby enclosing two photos of myself for your kind
consideration.
