World Toilet College
I'm not sure how many people read this article from
ChannelNewsAsia.com. Trust me, I tried to keep a straight face
reading it, but I failed miserably.
I thought I've seen everything, but a toilet college!?
Incredulous!
Heck, I didn't know there's even a World Toilet Organisation based
in Singapore until I read that article. But make no mistake about
it, funny as it is, the World Toilet Organisation (WTO) is a
legitimate organisation that aims to promote hygiene and sanitation
in public toilets. They even got their own website at
worldtoilet.org!
I clicked on their website and saw this.
What a pun!
EARLY BIRD DISCOUNT! My Big Bird laughed so hard it fell off.
Almost.
Anyway, you gotta pity the World Trade Organisation for sharing the
three-letter acronym as the World Toilet Organisation. Imagine what
the families of their employees are gonna have to put up
with.
Mrs Lim: "Ehhhh... hello Mrs Yee! How are you doing today?"
Mrs Yee: "I'm fine! How's your husband har? He found a job already
or not?"
Mrs Lim: "Yah! He's now working for the WTO!"
Mrs Yee: "Wah! WTO! World Trade Organisation ah?!"
Mrs Lim: "No lah... World Toilet Organisation. 
"
Aerial view of the World Toilet Organisation (WTO) Headquarters in
the heart of Singapore's CBD.
I think there's gonna be weirder conversations when the World
Toilet College (WTC) gets up and running.
Jimmy: "Hi guys!"
David: "Eh Jimmy, long time no see!"
Ah Leong: "Yah man, I heard you went to Australia. What you
studying there, man?"
Jimmy: "I'm at Melbourne University. Majoring in Computer
Engineering."
David: "I'm doing my Bachelor of Laws at NUS right now. Majoring in
Property Law."
Ah Leong: "WAH!"
Jimmy: "Where you studying now, Ah Leong?"
Ah Leong: "Oh... I'm studying at World Toilet College. Majoring in
Advanced Shit Management."
I think things are gonna get real interesting.
Well, there is a lot of speculation what the World Toilet College
is gonna be like, but nobody seem to have any specific details. No
one knows who the lecturers are, what the facilities are like, and
so on.
Now, thanks to very reliable inside sources (ok lah, it was just
the cleaning lady at my office), I managed to get my hot little
hands on some never-before-seen, exclusive, top-secret photos from
inside the World Toilet College.
Remember, you've seen it first on kennysia.com. 
Here's what the inside of their world-class state-of-the-art
lecture theatre looks like.
Students are invited to sit on toilet bowls during classes.
The graduation ceremony.
The graduation regalia includes wearing a toilet seat around your
neck, and instead of wearing a mortarboard, you wear a "tam pui"
(kid's potty) on your head.
To save on costs, the certificates are printed on toilet paper in
"special brown" colour.
Mr Lau Sai King's parents are gonna be so proud of their son.
I'm sure enrolment numbers will jump wildly as soon as the World
Toilet College begins operation.
