Comprehending Engineers -Take Three
A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's
with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
ineptitude".
The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a
word with him." "Hi John. Say, what's with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a
fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment. Then the pastor said, "That's so
sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The
doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for
them."
The engineer, after much thought said, "Why can't these guys play
at night?"
