With the Jedi temple surrounded, Jedi Master Lazerlordz soon
discovered that he was the only remaining Jedi in the temple. All
the other Jedi knights had been slain, and he was trapped with a
broken lightsaber. He spent what could be his last moments on the
mortal plane dreaming about the beer at the Starblue's Heaven
pub.
Meanwhile, his former mentor Jedi Master Gordonator had somehow
succesfully sneaked into the ruins of the temple via a secret
passageway. After a tearful reunion, they quickly made their way
back to the tunnel.
Just then, the sliding doors slid open, revealing a dark figure
blocking their way. He was none other than.... Darth Fudgester,
favoured apprentice of the insidious Darth Banana.
Rolling their eyes, Jedi Masters Lazerlordz and Gordonator glared
at the Sith lord Darth Fudgester with contempt. Although Jedi
Master Gordonator was one of the last practitioners of the dying
breed of dual lightsaber combat, he selflessly gave his blue
lightsaber to his former apprentice so as to be able to fight the
new menace together.
Igniting their lightsabers, the two Jedi ganged up against the Sith
lord....
